pastaheadcanons:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

Source

LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

(Source: dampsandwich, via thesoldierandthevirgin)

born-t0-lose:

Oliver Sykes I Bring Me The Horizon
Credit To: Corbin Alvae

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

(via t-total-enough)

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

(via t-total-enough)

All I want is a cute relationship like Minx and Krism’s. Sigh.

altair:

"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me

(via tyrannosaurusbuttsex)

I’m down for some writing, so send me a prompt cause any the fuck not.

cjle:

Blink-182 graffiti in Managua, Nicaragua (2012)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via went-z)

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING LANKY THEY ALL ARE EVEN ZACK THEY’RE SO LITTLE DON’T TOUCH ME I’M HAVING A MOMENT

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via thinkofthegunstheysell)

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